Funny Gifts for Gym-Obsessed Dog Dads

Dog carrying the TestosterBONE funny parody plush toy through a gym
Gift GuideThe Decent Dispatch • Gym Edition

Top 3

Gifts for

gym-obsessed

dog dads

By Decent Dog Co.

He meal-preps on Sundays, never misses leg day and talks about his PRs like they're family news. He also loves his dog more than almost anything. These are the gifts his pup will actually play with and his gym friends will actually laugh at.

In this issue

01TestosterBONEThe ultimate playtime boost02PuptidesPeak pup performance03PupZempicFor the dog on a cut
TestosterBONE funny testosterone parody plush dog toy between a dog's paws

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TestosterBONE

Unleash the inner beast

Time to unleash your pup's inner beast. TestosterBONE is the ultimate playtime boost for dogs looking to flex their energy, and the funniest thing to bring to the gym parking lot.

✓Built-in squeakerLoud enough to drown out the pre-workout playlist.
✓Crinkle paper insideSatisfying crunch with every rep.
✓Soft plushEasy on teeth, easy to toss.

$20Shop TestosterBONE →

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Never skip leg day. Never skip zoomies.

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Puptides

Peak pup performance

The secret to peak pup performance. Perfect for the guy who knows way too much about recovery stacks and wants his dog on the same program.

✓Built-in squeakerInstant motivation.
✓Crinkle materialEvery chomp counts.
✓Gift-readyThe joke lands before it's unwrapped.

$20Shop Puptides →

Puptides funny peptide parody plush dog toy between a dog's paws
PupZempic funny GLP-1 parody plush dog toy between a dog's paws

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PupZempic

Cutting season

For the dog dad who's on a cut, or whose dog definitely should be. Our best-known toy and a guaranteed laugh at any gym.

✓Built-in squeakerBurns energy, not calories.
✓Crinkle paperExtra crunch for extra fun.
✓Our best sellerThe one everyone recognizes.

$20Shop PupZempic →

Build him a stack

The 3-Pack workout plan

Combine all three into the funniest "supplement stack" he'll ever own. A strong pick for Father's Day, birthdays and the holidays.

Build your 3-Pack →
Warm-upTestosterBONE
Main setPuptides
Cool-downPupZempic

Why dogs love them too

3 essentials in every toy

Squeak

A built-in squeaker for instant attention.

Crinkle

Crinkle paper inside for a satisfying crunch.

Plush

Soft and light, made to carry, toss and fetch.

Made for play rather than heavy chewing. Supervise playtime and swap the toy out once it's worn.

Find the perfect gift for the dog dad who lifts

Every toy in the lineup, all in one place.

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